i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
Exactly! Like this one time where I went to a bank and when I went to the bathroom there was a king cobra and my mom beat it to death with her purse. I will never know if that was true or not.
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omg he even doesnt hit the bombs
I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills
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there’s a hot orgy on my dash
and u just got an invitation
i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH
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Would anyone notice if I left? I mean no one is paying attention. I’m pretty sure I can leave. I mean…my shift ends in 40 minutes so I think I could leave.
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
I’m speechless…that one hurt
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EVERYONE!!!
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!
All my followers
UGH YES.
ALL THE FOLLOWERS
All of you lovely fuckers.
Can I meet all of you T-T
Where do I begin to naming them all?
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you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
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So in Supernatural what if Cas gets stabbed or something and he is terrified because he has no idea what’s happening. He asks Dean why he feels so cold all Dean can do is hold him because he can’t do anything else.
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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